Q1 2023
🎉 NEW YEARS DAY
2:28 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Hathorne, CA ✈️

~3:30 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives Cabo San Lucas ✈️

~6:00 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Cabo San Lucas✈️

8:22 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives Austin, TX ✈️

5:35 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Austin, TX ✈️

8:40 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives Oakland, CA ✈️

Musk endorses Kevin McCarthy as Speaker

Tesla stock tanks; still over-valued

4:03 AM – Bot Armies not subtle enough

1:46 PM – Actual Jurassic Park
“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.”

6:01 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Oakland, CA ✈️

8:37 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives Austin, TX ✈️

4:40 PM – Adrian doesn’t like mechanical keyboards

“I hope that the people of Brazil are able to resolve matters peacefully” 🇧🇷

6:29 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Austin, TX✈️

10:44 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives Oakland, CA✈️

2:49 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Oakland, CA✈️

5:29 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives Austin, TX✈️

Tesla Expansion in China delayed over data concerns 🇨🇳

Some central government officials expressed concern about a US company with connections to Elon Musk’s internet-from-space initiative Starlink having such a large presence in Asia’s biggest economy, one of the people said. While Tesla cars aren’t equipped with Starlink equipment, which would allow users to bypass China’s Great Firewall, Beijing has become increasingly concerned about data security and social stability.
🇺🇸 MLK JR Day
2:04 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Austin, TX✈️

5:20 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives Oakland, CA✈️

7:01 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Oakland, CA ✈️

7:49 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives Burbank, CA ✈️

7:29 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Burbank, CA ✈️

11:53 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives Providence, RI ✈️

12:34 AM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Providence, RI ✈️

5:28 AM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives Oakland, CA ✈️

3:55 PM – Adrian promotes ChatGPT

4:48 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Oakland, CA ✈️

5:23 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives Reno, NV ✈️

8:06 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Reno, NV ✈️

8:43 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives Oakland, CA ✈️

Tesla Earnings Call – Musk boasts of Twitter following

11:22 AM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Oakland, CA ✈️

3:27 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives Dulles, VA ✈️

Musk renews try for McDonald’s to accept Dogecoin


Musk in DC – Meetings w/ Jim Jordan, James Comer and Biden officials

Elon Musk continued his tour of Washington, D.C. Friday with visits to the White House and Capitol Hill — including several powerful Republicans who are investigating the Biden administration’s efforts to influence the major social media platforms, as well as Big Tech’s alleged censorship of conservatives.
Musk met with House Judiciary Chair Jim Jordan (R-Ohio), according to a person familiar with the matter, and House Oversight and Accountability Chair James Comer (R-Ky), according to a committee spokesperson.
Musk also met with two top White House officials on Friday to discuss how the Inflation Reduction Act and the infrastructure law, which together look to invest billions in electric vehicles, can “advance EVs and the increase of electrification more broadly,” White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre said.
Musk met with John Podesta, senior advisor to the president for clean energy innovation, and Mitch Landrieu, who oversees implementation of the infrastructure legislation.
SEC probes Musk’s role in FSD Claims

3:14 PM (ET) – Elon Jet’s departs Dulles, VA ✈️

7:57 PM (ET) – Elon Jet’s arrives Oakland, CA✈️

4:00 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Oakland, CA ✈️

6:29 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives Austin, TX ✈️

2:31 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Austin, TX ✈️

3:20 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives Brownsville, TX ✈️

Starlink goes live in Nigeria – first African country 🇳🇬

Connecting Africa – Elon Musk’s Starlink goes live in Nigeria
3:06 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Brownville, TX ✈️

6:19 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives Oakland, CA ✈️

8:16 PM (ET) Elon’s Jet departs Oakland, CA ✈️

10:56 PM (ET) Elon’s Jet arrives Austin, TX ✈️

On Starlink’s lack of availability in Tanzania 🇹🇿


Musk attempts capitalization of earthquake in Turkey 🇹🇷

Musk calls “Global Engagement Center” a threat to democracy 🇷🇺

No surprise, the link is now defunct – https://www.state.gov/bureaus-offices/under-secretary-for-public-diplomacy-and-public-affairs/global-engagement-center/
But, per the web archive:
Mission: To direct, lead, synchronize, integrate, and coordinate U.S. Federal Government efforts to recognize, understand, expose, and counter foreign state and non-state propaganda and disinformation efforts aimed at undermining or influencing the policies, security, or stability of the United States, its allies, and partner nations.
Vision: To be a data-driven body leading U.S. interagency efforts in proactively addressing foreign adversaries’ attempts to undermine U.S. interests using disinformation and propaganda.
Considering where America is in 2025, they obviously weren’t very effective at combating Russian propaganda, but that’s not why Musk gave them the wood chipper.
The account he RT’s to bolster his inflammatory claim is Matt Taibbi — the same man Musk entrusted to take his “Twitter Files” and pretend there was something revelatory or damning in them.

… and something I didn’t know about Taibbi —

5:56 PM (ET) Elon’s Jet departs Austin, TX ✈️

8:57 PM (ET) Elon’s Jet arrives San Jose, CA ✈️

1:07 AM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives Hawthorne, CA✈️

1:01 AM (ET) Elon’s Jet departs Hawthorne, CA ✈️

1:50 AM (ET) Elon’s Jet arrives Oakland, CA ✈️

Musk believes man on Mars “possibly” 5 years, “highly likely” 10 years

4:34 PM (ET) Elon’s Jet departs Oakland, CA ✈️

4:00 PM – He who controls the Internet controls the War 🇺🇦

6:04 PM (ET) Elon’s Jet arrives Goodyear, AZ

Musk hangs at the Super Bowl with Rupert Murdoch

11:35 PM (ET) Elon’s Jet departs Goodyear, AZ ✈️

12:54 AM (ET) Elon’s Jet arrives Oakland, CA ✈️

2:30 AM (PT) – Elon’s cousin sends company-wide slack alerting developers to “issue with engagement”, High Urgency
At 2:30am on Monday morning Elon Musk’s cousin James Musk sent out a company-wide message on Twitter’s Slack, alerting developers to an “issue with engagement” on the social media platform. James followed up with another message saying that the issue was one of “high urgency”.
So, what was the urgent engagement problem that required immediate response from the engineering team in the wee hours of Monday morning? According to reporting from Platformer, Elon was unhappy that his tweet about the Super Bowl got less likes than President Joe Biden’s.
https://thechainsaw.com/technology/twitter-elon-musk-tweets-personal-boost/
4:40 PM – Alibaba Product call-out

4:40 PM – Trying to single-handily bring down Amazon

4:40 PM – Alibaba marketing

4:41 PM – “Ask them yourself: Alibaba link”

4:42 PM – “You can get it from here”

4:43 PM – “You can get one from China”

4:56 PM – Alibaba / Re-seller extended take




8:12 PM – Link to guide on how to buy from Alibaba (without getting scammed)

8:29 PM – Billionaire’s future city in the desert

… I’m wondering if he watched the video.
10:18 PM – Pumping Dogecoin


12:35 AM – Forced milk-drinking meme

7:03 AM – Toralf Dittmann proposes Giga Fiji (again) 🇫🇯
Adrian Dittmann’s Dad makes a consistent push
- Large pieces of flat land available near seaport and airport
- Investor-friendly government
- EU grants duty-free importation of goods manufactured in Fiji
- Perfect weather conditions for solar energy
Toralf advises he runs his own business and home in Fiji on 100% solar.

Musk (via video feed) at World Governments Summit in Dubai
Musk warns of civilization risk and warns against “too much cooperation” between nations.
Musk’s Solar Pitch – Sahara visualization

Tesla denies firing workers in Buffalo over union campaign

… in 2024, in a conversation with Presidential Candidate Donald Trump, Trump praises Musk for doing the thing Tesla is denying.
4:36 AM – Musk is displeased with OpenAI

4:53 AM – Musk denies his tweets boosted, blames “bug”, vows legal action
… and he re-ups that putting the cocaine back in Coca-Cola he’s so proud of.



5:47 AM – “What we need is TruthGPT”

7:19 AM – Musk accuses the WP of lying about him

5:09 PM – Musk demonstrates ignorance and thin skin


(Spoiler from 2025 — it has not been fixed)
3:05 AM – Star Trek composer dies

1:49 PM – Disinformation isn’t real

4:27 PM – Elon Jet departs Oakland, CA ✈️

7:14 PM – Elon Jet arrives Austin, TX ✈️

2:18 PM (ET) – Elon Jet departs Austin, TX ✈️

5:33 PM (ET) – Elon Jet arrives Oakland, CA ✈️
Restructuring the Federal Government requires an act of Congress
Fate loves irony

Musk says he’s a centrist

7:20 PM (ET) – Elon Jet departs Oakland, CA ✈️
10:10 PM (ET) – Elon Jet arrives Austin, TX ✈️

10:08 PM -“Russia-China Alliance is inevitable” 🇷🇺 🇨🇳

9:03 PM – The smell of thioacetone

2:35 PM – IRA vs IRA, Spidey Meme
In connoreatspants legendary Adrian Dittmann interview, Adrian cited this Spiderman meme as a favorite…. but I legit don’t think he understands it.

Musk gets pro-Russian talking points from David Sacks and @KaenkoaTheGreat 🇷🇺

The way he summons Community Notes always annoys me.

2:52 AM – Musk misses his youth
He loves this picture of himself — quickest way to get your tweet boosted.

4:35 PM – US Media is racist against whites and Asians, says Musk
Musk will not use the word racist if talking about black or Latino people.

CCP warns Musk against pushing Covid Lab Leak theory 🇨🇳

Musk – “Ukraine needs to be in max defense mode” 🇺🇦 🇷🇺

Tesla Investor Day – “Master Plan 3”
Sacks & Musk firmly on Putin’s side, re: Crimea 🇷🇺 🇺🇦
“concedes”

1:04 PM – Elon’s Jet departs Austin, TX ✈️

4:04 PM – Elon’s Jet arrives Oakland, CA ✈️

2:13 AM – Elon’s Jet departs Oakland, CA ✈️

4:53 AM – Elon Jet arrives Austin, TX ✈️

4:53 PM – Musk’s ongoing sexual harassment of AOC
… He’s got “Teslaconomics” serving as his harassment wing man, photoshopping her to Musk’s preferred blonde, and offering to set up a date with an uninterested woman.

4:58 PM – Elon’s Jet departs Austin, TX ✈️

8:13 PM – Elon’s Jet arrives Oakland, CA ✈️

6:07 PM – Elon’s Jet departs Oakland, CA ✈️

9:07 PM – Elon Jet arrives Brownsville, TX ✈️

7:28 PM – Elon’s Jet departs Brownsville, TX ✈️

10:13 PM – Elon’s Jet arrives Oakland, CA ✈️

Grimes ‘accidentally’ reveals second child with Musk
Born in December 2022 – it’s a girl.

“Grimes says her daughter’s life will err on the private side. ‘”‘The best situation here is me training the girl and (Musk) training the boy.’”
Musk allowed Grimes to have a girl, but it seems to have been with the condition she give up rights to the boy.
6:18 PM – “Free Jacob Chansley” (QAnon Shaman)

9:05 PM – Musk ‘open’ to Twitter purchase of SVB

11:53 PM – Elon’s Jet departs Oakland, CA ✈️

12:04 AM – Musk denies he’s building Snailbrook

Considering a denial from Musk is usually confirmation of a story, it’s frustrating he’s a good enough source for a Community Note.
2:24 AM – Elon’s Jet arrives in Austin, TX ✈️

3:01 AM – Steve Bannon calls Musk a “complete phony”, owned by the CCP 🇨🇳

Compared to the over-the-top rage Musk displays over any perceived slight, his Bannon replies have convinced me he’s legit quite scared of him.

Toralf Dittmann Pitches Massive Solar Farm to Fiji Government 🇫🇯
Toralf Dittmann is either a really persistent Elon Musk fan who wants to partner up with Musk on something, or he is tweeting on behalf of Musk, or Musk is tweeting as Dittmann.
This time, Toralf tweet proposes a massive solar plant at the then Prime Minister and Deputy Prime Minster of Fiji, as well as a local reporter.




Quickly followed up with a RT at @elonmusk, and another Giga Fiji tweet.


Musk did chores on Mom’s cousin’s farm; ‘hat on a hat’ pic


Starlink now offers global roaming

“Let them sue”, says Musk in response to unpaid bills

6:42 PM – Musk thirsting for Taylor Swift

8:24 PM – Musk encourages fans to play his matchmaker

8:52 PM – Musk looking for fight with Brazil 🇧🇷

1:34 PM – “US diplomacy skill is bronze tier” 🇨🇳 🇷🇺

9:21 PM – ‘Population collapse” in Italy. “Very Concerning” 🇮🇹

11:28 PM – Musk plugs Tesla Powerwall

Musk joins call to delay AI advancements until he can secure a piece

6:42 PM “… a possible long-term solution to human+AI symbiosis”

1:18 AM (ET) Elon’s Jet departs Oakland, CA ✈️
3:25 AM (ET) Elon’s Jet departs Oakland, CA ✈️
7:54 PM – Musk announces you have to pay him to show up in FYP eff 4/15, claims it’ll help bots
One of his many consistent lies
….

9:55 PM – Clarifies bots OK as long as they pay him

Twitter found to be secretly boosting about 35 accounts
Only 14 names were published, and they included:


9:47 PM (ET) Elon’s Jet departs Oakland, CA ✈️
1:28 AM (ET) Elon’s Jet arrives Austin, TX ✈️
Q2 2023
1:19 AM (ET) Elon’s Jet departs Austin, TX ✈️
4:07 AM (ET) Elon’s Jet arrives Hawthorne, CA✈️
3:44 PM – Musk swaps Twitter logo for Dogecoin


3:59 AM (ET) Elon’s Jet departs Hawthorne, CA ✈️
9:26 PM (ET) Elon’s Jet departs Providence, RI ✈️
2:53 AM (ET) Elon’s Jet arrives Hawthorne, CA ✈️
8:40 AM (ET) Elon’s Jet departs Hawthorne, CA ✈️
9:34 PM (ET) Elon’s Jet arrives Oakland, CA ✈️
2:29 AM (ET) Elon’s Jet departs Oakland, CA ✈️

5:06 AM (ET) Elon’s Jet arrives Dallas, TX ✈️

3:20 PM – re: Rockets, Pointy is scary
“It is too round at the top. This is not scary. Pointy is scary.”
Should of focused more on it not blowing up.

10:17 PM (ET) Elon’s Jet departs Dallas, TX ✈️

10:56 PM (ET) Elon’s Jet arrives Austin, TX ✈️

1:55 PM (ET) Elon’s Jet departs Austin, TX ✈️

2:58 PM (ET) Elon’s Jet arrives Brownsville, TX ✈️

8:30 PM (ET) Elon’s Jet departs Brownsville, TX ✈️

9:11 PM (ET) Elon’s Jet arrives Austin, TX ✈️

🐣 EASTER
12:05 AM – Trolling the landlord and Twitter’s SF neighborhood
Insult to injury that he was also stiffing them on rent.


5:00 PM – Musk calls to legalize fentanyl

5:58 PM – It’s important to Adrian that people pay Elon to use Twitter

6:03 PM – Reply to Twitter Daily News
Now goes by X Daily, of course

6:57 PM – Musk accuses Substack of stealing “vast amounts” of Twitter data

8:00 PM (ET) Elon’s Jet departs Austin, TX ✈️

11:01 PM (ET) Elon’s Jet arrives Oakland, CA ✈️

2:55 PM – Final date for removing legacy blue checks is 4/20

11:19 PM – Musk announces Interview w/ James Clayton of BBC in “about 10 minutes”

(11:30 PM ~ 1:04 AM ET) Musk’s Twitter Space w/ the BBC – demonstrates ineptitude w/ Twitter Spaces
**I believe this to be the impetus for his realization that he has to learn how Twitter Spaces work. But he’s also a narcissist who has to maintain that he already knows everything about everything, so he can’t ask someone to teach him. Instead, he takes one of his many alts, and he decides Adrian Dittmann is going to become a Spaces Guy.
The interview goes so poorly he follows it by going on the attack against the BBC.
1:41 AM – “Yeah”, Musk wants to talk about Twitter features, not culture wars

3:10 AM – He loves this joke

3:25 AM – It’s a joke about Big Black Cock, penetrating deep & hard
He has all the subtly and humor of a dick in your ass. Just an absolutely porn-addled brain.

The Space: https://x.com/TexasLindsay_/status/1646006232484913153
He loves this joke.


Adrian also enjoys the joke.

1:11 PM – “Misinformation” isn’t real, always warrants quote marks
He does the same thing with “hate speech”, and quickly complies with censorship requests from authoritarian governments.

Musk drives PBS and NPR from Twitter with “State Media” label



8:15 PM – Paid verification is essential for Musk to profit off AI bot farms
… or something like that.

2:15 AM (ET) Elon’s Jet departs Oakland, CA ✈️

5:13 AM (ET) Elon’s Jet arrives Austin, TX ✈️

6:37 PM (ET) Elon’s Jet departs Austin, TX ✈️

7:16 PM (ET) Elon’s Jet arrives Brownsville, TX ✈️

5:25 AM – Musk to do “subscriber only” Twitter spaces

8:01 PM (ET) Elon’s Jet departs Brownsville, TX ✈️

8:47 PM (ET) Elon’s Jet arrives Austin, TX ✈️

9:34 PM (ET) Elon’s Jet departs Austin, TX ✈️

10:10 PM (ET) Elon’s Jet arrives Brownsville, TX ✈️

2:58 PM (ET) Elon’s Jet departs Brownsville, TX ✈️

6:41 PM (ET) Elon’s Jet arrives Toronto ✈️ 🇨🇦

7:42 PM (ET) Elon’s Jet departs Toronto ✈️ 🇨🇦

8:01 PM – Adrian’s Joins his first Space? (Gayle Lawson)
This Space has since been removed, but it appears (per comments) Adrian made a terrible impression and pissed a lot of people off.




















9:58 PM (ET) Elon’s Jet arrives Brownsville, TX ✈️

9:26 PM – As part of his efforts to drive legitimate media off of Twitter, Musk trolls CBC 🇨🇦

9:38 PM – No one likes Elon’s trolling and 69 jokes as much as Adrian

7:29 PM (ET) Elon’s Jet departs Brownsville, TX ✈️

9:19 PM (ET) Elon’s Jet arrives Miami, FL ✈️

10:17 PM – Air Traffic over Ukraine memes @ Gayle Lawson

12:47 AM – Musk shooting his shot at Taylor Swift
Not a “sex pest” worthy tweet on its own, but back when he was trying to get her attention without openly offering to impregnate her.

9:09 PM (ET) Elon’s Jet departs Miami, FL ✈️

11:20 PM (ET) Elon’s Jet arrives Brownsville, TX ✈️

Musk threatens Microsoft with Lawsuit after Twitter Dropped from its Advertising Platform
‘Lawsuit Time’: Musk Feuds With Microsoft After It Drops Twitter From Advertising Platform
Starship Flight Test 1 – explodes 4 minutes after liftoff

3:36 AM – Adrian joins Gayle Lawson Space (not saved)

11:27 AM – Adrian celebrates SpaceX moving one step closer to multiplanetary civilization

11:31 AM – A beautiful, human 4 minutes

11:32 AM – A little man to man crying; ‘what a time to be alive!!”

11:34 AM – Adrian bounces from Gayle Lawson Space – lots to do

11:57 AM – The situation on the ground

12:00 PM – Wide angle shot of launch

12:14 PM – Sharing starship videos

12:48 PM – Excavating a new launch pad

4:02 PM – Adrian celebrates blue-check removal of certain accounts

4:57 PM – Adrian offers pointers to young woman’s push-up form
Via a quote tweet from some sort of meat doctor

Adrian Hosts First Space (?) *4/20; Thursday Night* (not recorded)

11:19 PM – on Magnesium supplements

1:42 AM – ‘Next time’ they’ll record the Space

11:06 AM – Adrian’s getting a real kick out of removing blue-checks

4:22 PM – Space again next week

8:04 PM (ET) Elon’s Jet departs Brownsville, TX ✈️

8:48 PM (ET) Elon’s Jet arrives Austin, TX ✈️
11:46 PM – The NY Times / Twitter

Steve Bannon calls Musk a “stone cold liar”
Steve Bannon Blasts ‘Stone Cold Liar’ Elon Musk
“Elon Musk is a stone cold liar. His paymasters in Beijing have given him strict orders to suppress the leading ‘SuperHawk’ Anti-CCP Voices …Elon Musk is a running dog for The [Chinese Communist Party] totally and completely compromised by their financial ownership of Tesla Shanghai…”
6:02 AM – ChatGPT smack talk 1

6:23 AM – ChatGPT smack talk 2

6:23 AM – ChatGPT smack talk 3

12:56 AM – AI knows how to cook meth

4:27 AM – Playing Star Trek Online

~4:28 AM – Adrian joins Gayle Lawson Space
“Hey, Space Daddy”

6:23 AM – Being or not being a person

7:24 AM – Laughing with Gayle Lawson

5:17 PM -“You’d never guess it’s me!” re: @ermnmusk – “Elon Test”
Musk outs his ‘Test account” alt via screenshot. Likely to distract from the alt he’s going to use to learn Twitter Spaces and self-promote.
11:31 AM (ET) Elon’s Jet departs Austin, TX ✈️
1:54 PM (ET) Elon’s Jet arrives Dulles, VA ✈️
3:46 PM – Lucid Air Review

4:29 PM – Lucid Air Lag not permanent issue

5:24 PM – Adrian @’s a Krassenstein Brother

5:34 PM – Edmunds Lucid Air Review Community Noted

8:52 PM – “If I may ask, why sparkling water?”

10:38 PM – “The refreshing feeling of cold sparkling water”

12:00 AM (ET) Elon’s Jet departs Dulles, VA ✈️
2:25 AM (ET) Elon’s Jet arrives Austin, TX ✈️
5:35 PM – “Tweet it around, the more the merrier!”

5:52 PM – Adrian and Nikki ‘@PsyopsRabbit’

9:41 PM – Adrian’s Space – Health, Nutrition, Psychology & AI Safety (not saved)
This might be Adrian’s second space, but neither are saved/recorded.

9:45 PM – No Space for You!
Elon is unaware that this is not the energy that normal people come into their very first Spaces with. He’s too much of a narcissist to not act like a dictator.

11:54 PM – Adrian’s Acne Problem
Per the photos from the 2025 Spectator story, the real life Adrian does seem to have an acne problem, so props to Musk for the attention to detail.

12:53 AM (ET) Elon’s Jet departs Austin, TX ✈️
3:22 AM (ET) Elon’s Jet arrives LAX ✈️
3:25 AM – Reply to @TumericBae

5:39 AM – Adrian trying to grow a community

7:00 PM – Gayle Lawson Space (since deleted)

10:57 PM – Adrian links to Mario’s Space

11:03 PM – “My part starts at 1:55:22”

12:58 AM – Adrian’s first wide audience: Mario Nawfal Space on AI

There is no denial or explanation on why he sounds exactly like Musk, and this seems to be what ends up pissing off the Musk stans.
@ 1:55 — “Adrian, are you Elon’s alt account?”
“…. Why?”

As Adrian starts doing more Spaces, and heavily promoting it as an X feature, he reveals himself as an insufferable know-it-all who is not as a smart as he claims.
This seems to be what cements those who sniffed out the Dittmann account early in their certainty that he is “not Elon”. An overzealous fanboy at best, perhaps even an actual scam artist whose plans they thwarted by calling him out.
No one seemed capable of believing that the richest man in the world – the genius, the innovator, the savior of humanity – had that sort of time on his hands.
1:52 AM – Adrian to speak in more Spaces

2:57 AM – Adrian Cooking Pic

3:39 AM – Dinner Pic

3:35 AM – Dinner Pic Close-up

9:00 AM – “I cook using induction”

Musk appears on Bill Maher
3:22 AM (ET) Elon’s Jet departs LAX ✈️
3:22 AM (ET) Elon’s Jet arrives Austin, TX ✈️
8:51 AM – “Yeah I know what you mean”

9:45 AM – “I could get you in the Space this coming Thursday”

(6:05 AM – 9:30 AM ET) – Adrian joins ‘Maze Love’ Space

10:53 AM (ET) Elon’s Jet departs Austin, TX ✈️

1:53 PM (ET) Elon’s Jet arrives San Jose, CA ✈️

1:14 AM (ET) Elon’s Jet departs San Jose, CA ✈️
4:01 AM (ET) Elon’s Jet arrives Austin, TX ✈️
3:30 PM – Adrian responds to detractor
Adrian pissed a lot of people off early because they assumed him to be a grifter attempting to trick people into thinking he was Elon Musk. Most all of his early haters seemed to believe he couldn’t be Elon because Adrian was a know-it-all who actually didn’t know much of anything. He was also pretty obnoxious. And no one seemed to believe that a man “running 5 companies” had so much time on his hands.
Shane (@TurtleofTime12) is quite sure he’s a grifter, and that he’s not Elon Musk.





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December 27, 2024


5:12 PM – Adrian just does great content
Why (and how) would Adrian appear out of nowhere with a Team?

5:44 PM – Impersonation Accusation

5:46 PM -Tim the Toolman Taylor, beloved by German Gen Zers

(9:05 PM – ) Adrian Space; Formal Denial that he is Elon

38:54 – “I think I have to make a declaration as well. I think quite a lot of you will notice that my voice sounds remarkably similar to Elon Musk’s, and just this morning I had a bit of a meltdown situation with a bunch of people accusing me of basically being an impersonator. Let me get something clear. I am not Elon Musk. I may sound like him, I may talk like him, I may have similar traits due to my condition – which is Asperger’s obviously, which I’m pretty sure we can give the explanation on later. But, yeah that’s the deal. I am not Elon. Please stop messaging me, please stop calling me Elon, please stop calling me a damn grifter, this is not what’s going on – also that word’s being overused, especially in this context, and basically I’m here to bring people together, and if you haven’t noticed that I’m not Elon Musk, well, I’m sorry.. that’s just <laughs in Elon> that’s just, I don’t know, so yeah please stop. Stop.”
40:20 – Dittmann mentions a wife who started calling him “Space Daddy”
NY Times: Elon Musk Left a South Africa that was Rife with Misinformation and White Privilege

Elon Musk’s impending takeover of Twitter has many people probing his public statements and his past for clues about how he will shape one of the world’s most influential public platforms.
But Mr. Musk, best known for owning the companies Tesla and SpaceX, has not talked much in public about a significant swath of his past: How growing up as a white person under the racist apartheid system in South Africa may have shaped him.
“It’s telling — white kids were insulated from the harsh reality of it,” said Terence Beney, who is white and graduated with Mr. Musk from Pretoria Boys High School in 1988.
Interviews with relatives and former classmates reveal an upbringing in elite, segregated white communities that were littered with anti-Black government propaganda, and detached from the atrocities that white political leaders inflicted on the Black majority.
Mr. Musk, 50, grew up in the economic hub of Johannesburg, the executive capital of Pretoria and the coastal city of Durban. His suburban communities were largely shrouded in misinformation. Newspapers sometimes arrived on doorsteps with whole sections blacked out, and nightly news bulletins ended with the national anthem and an image of the national flag flapping as the names of white young men who were killed fighting for the government scrolled on the screen.
“We were really clueless as white South African teenagers. Really clueless,” said Melanie Cheary, a classmate of Mr. Musk’s during the two years he spent at Bryanston High School in the northern suburbs of Johannesburg, where Black people were rarely seen other than in service of white families living in palatial homes.
Mr. Musk left South Africa shortly after graduation at 17 to go to college in Canada, barely ever looking back. He did not respond to emails requesting comment about his childhood.
Mr. Musk has heralded his purchase of Twitter as a victory for free speech, having criticized the platform for removing posts and banning users. It is unclear what role his childhood — coming up in a time and place in which there was hardly a free exchange of ideas and where government misinformation was used to demonize Black South Africans — may have played in that decision.

Mr. Musk’s father, Errol Musk, said in an interview with The New York Times that Elon, his brother and sister were aware from a young age that there was something wrong with the apartheid system. Errol, who was elected to the Pretoria City Council in 1972, said they would ask him about the laws prohibiting Black people from patronizing restaurants, movie theaters and beaches. They had to make calculations when they were going out with nonwhite friends about what they could safely do, he said.
“As far as being sheltered from it, that’s nonsense. They were confronted by it every day,” recalled Errol, who said he belonged to the anti-apartheid Progressive Party. He added, “They didn’t like it.”
Still, Errol offered a description of their lives that underscored how removed they were from the country’s violent reality. They got along well with Black people, he said, pointing to his children’s good relationship with their domestic staff, and he described life in South Africa during apartheid as being mostly better and safer than it is now.
According to a biography of Mr. Musk, written by Ashlee Vance, Mr. Musk said he did not want to partake in South Africa’s mandatory military service because it would have forced him to participate in the apartheid regime — and that may have contributed to his decision to leave South Africa shortly after high school graduation.
The apartheid system created a distinction among white people, specifically between those who spoke Afrikaans and those who spoke English, like Mr. Musk’s family. While political power lay with the Afrikaners — the perfecters of apartheid who descended from Dutch, German and French settlers — English-speaking white South Africans enjoyed wealth that felt to some like a birthright, Ms. Cheary said.
“We were the white, English-speaking elite of the world,” she said. “It was literally our kingdom.”
Pretoria Boys had a socially progressive undercurrent. The school’s headmaster had participated in freedom struggle activities; some students would travel to anti-apartheid gatherings.
“I’m pretty confident in saying that at a place like Pretoria Boys High, you were exposed to progressive ideas, even if you didn’t adopt them,” said Mr. Beney, 51, who does policy work for public health and social welfare organizations.
Yet none of them experienced the beatings and gunshots of state security forces like the Black children who were fighting for basic rights in township schools. And many students bought into government propaganda, Mr. Beney said.

He recalled a debate in one of his classes at Pretoria Boys in the mid-1980s over the government’s requirement that they serve in the military, squashing efforts by Black South Africans to defeat an oppressive regime.
A slight few said they would refuse to kill on behalf of an unjust political system. But others said that while apartheid had its injustices, the country was in an all-out war. Some insisted that the fight was to protect against communists. Others justified the battle by arguing that Black people were susceptible to evil ideas.
Another common trope among students back then, Mr. Beney said, was that Black people could not be trusted with the right to vote because they had no tradition of democracy.
The apartheid system had forced the Black majority to live in certain areas. The way that was taught in school was that the country was made up of many tribes, with some opting for independence in their own homelands, according to Stanley Netshituka, who became the first Black student at Pretoria Boys in 1981.
Mr. Netshituka said he had some friends from liberal families who understood how bad things were for Black South Africans. But they were the exception, he said.
“I would say the majority were blissfully ignorant and happy to be blissfully ignorant,” said Mr. Netshituka, 54, who was allowed to attend the school because his father was a diplomat for Venda, one of the ethnic homelands in South Africa that was considered a semi-independent nation at the time.
In the same breath, classmates would call Black freedom fighters terrorists but tell him that, “Not all Black people are necessarily bad because I can see you’re not so bad,” he recalled.
Mr. Musk became friends with a cousin of Mr. Netshituka’s, Asher Mashudu, according to Mr. Mashudu’s brother, Nyadzani Ranwashe. One time at lunch, a white student used an anti-Black slur, and Mr. Musk chided the student, but then got bullied for doing so, Mr. Ranwashe said.
Mr. Mashudu was killed in a car accident in 1987, and Mr. Ranwashe said he remembered Mr. Musk being one of only a handful of white people who attended the funeral in the family’s rural village.
“It was unheard of during that time,” he said.

Errol Musk, who worked as an engineer, said that his family did not buy into the negative propaganda about freedom fighters, some of whom had resorted to violent sabotage to combat a regime that stripped them of political rights and freedoms like choosing where to live.
“But, I mean, we were concerned about them putting off a bomb next to our house, for example,” he said.
Errol Musk, who has been estranged from Elon, said he believed that apartheid had taught his son not to discriminate. But Elon’s electric car company, Tesla, has faced serious accusations of racism. The state of California is investigating accusations that the company allowed racial discrimination against Black employees to flourish in its factory in the San Francisco area. Tesla was also ordered to pay $15 million to a Black employee after a jury found last year that the company had failed to address the racism he faced at work.
Elon Musk has largely recalled his life in South Africa as traumatic and unfulfilling. Born in Pretoria, about 45 minutes north of Johannesburg, his parents divorced before he was 10. He moved to Durban on the country’s south coast with his mother, but then returned to live with his father in Pretoria. They had a tense relationship, Mr. Musk has said.
At Bryanston High, where Mr. Musk completed the first two years of the five-year South African high school curriculum, he recalled being bullied heavily.

If Bryanston High was said to be traumatic for him, Mr. Musk found more stability at Pretoria Boys, a sprawling campus fit for a Harry Potter set, with a forest of evergreens, a pond and English-revival buildings.
Some students lived on campus, while others, like Mr. Musk, commuted from home and were known as “day boys.”
The specter of apartheid was imbued in the culture. Like many other schools of that era, there was a cadet program that groomed the boys for military service. They would wear brown uniforms and do marching drills. There was a Scottish pipe band.
Mr. Musk’s current views on free speech seem to reflect the philosophies students were exposed to at Pretoria Boys, said Mr. Beney, the classmate — like that of the English philosopher John Stuart Mill, a champion of unchecked expression.
“I think his ideas about free speech are very classic liberal and not nuanced,” Mr. Beney said of Mr. Musk.
Some who knew Mr. Musk from his young days in South Africa said people should not discount the evolution he could have gone through once he left apartheid and South Africa behind. Andrew Panzera, who was in German class with Mr. Musk at Bryanston High, recalled his own transformation.
As a white student coming up in the placid Johannesburg suburbs, he never saw the suffering of his Black counterparts. That changed, though, when he did his government-mandated military service.
“People, at some point, realize that they’ve been fed a whole lot of crap,” he said. “At some point you go, ‘Jeepers, we really were indoctrinated to a large extent.’”

9:44 PM (ET) Elon’s Jet departs Austin, TX ✈️

11:47 PM (ET) Elon’s Jet arrives Miami, FL ✈️

Adrian Dittmann’s (After)Space on Daniel Penny

3:39 PM (ET) Elon’s Jet departs Miami, FL ✈️

6:02 PM (ET) Elon’s Jet arrives Austin, TX ✈️

6:50 PM (ET) SpaceX Jet departs Temple, TX ✈️

5:06 AM (ET) SpaceX Jet arrives Budapest ✈️ 🇭🇺

1:40 PM (ET) Elon’s Jet departs Austin, TX ✈️

2:46 PM (ET) Elon’s Jet arrives Corpus Christi, TX ✈️

3:21 PM (ET) Elon’s Jet arrives Austin, TX ✈️

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4:30 PM (ET) Elon’s Jet arrives Corpus Christi, TX ✈️

4:55 PM (ET) Elon’s Jet departs Corpus Christi, TX ✈️

5:20 PM (ET) Elon’s Jet arrives Brownsville, TX ✈️

11:41 PM (ET) SpaceX Jet departs Budapest ✈️ 🇭🇺

Musk falsely speculates about the Internet Archive
Short answer – no.

~3:00 AM (ET) SpaceX Jet arrives Baku, Azerbaijan ✈️ 🇦🇿

7:27 AM (ET) SpaceX Jet departs Baku, Azerbaijan ✈️ 🇦🇿

9:03 AM (ET) Elon’s Jet departs Brownsville, TX ✈️

10:59 AM (ET) SpaceX Jet arrives Budapest ✈️ 🇭🇺

12:07 PM – “WhatsApp cannot be trusted”
Elon Musk using his wholly owned platform to disparage a competitor. Again.

1:29 PM (ET) Elon’s Jet arrives Napa County, CA ✈️

1:37 PM (ET) Elon’s Jet departs Napa County, CA ✈️

2:09 PM (ET) Elon’s Jet arrives San Jose, CA ✈️
Tucker Carlson announces new Web Show on Twitter

7:31 PM Musk looking to be the Fox News of Social Media… “fair and balanced”

7:50 PM – Musk announces encrypted DMs coming to Twitter (tomorrow)

8:17 PM – “The reality of the Everything app X is fast approaching!”
IT’s not that Musk doesn’t have plenty of sycophants and hype men, he just knew he could do it better.

9:25 PM – DIttmann’s taking requests
9:55 PM – Encrypted Info makes it all OK

10:15 PM -Meta bad, Twitter good

10:53 PM – NBD, the platform’s owner is jut pretending to be a 22-year-old German, assuring you it will all be OK
12:17 AM – Musk courts Don Lemon

9:10 AM (ET) -SpaceX Jet departs Budapest ✈️ 🇭🇺

11:10 AM (ET) -SpaceX Jet arrives London ✈️ 🇬🇧

Cathy Wood calls Elon Musk a “renaissance man” at Axios event
This woman has played a very big role in allowing Musk’s con to flourish

1:25 AM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs San Jose, CA ✈️

2:16 AM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives Hawthorne, CA ✈️

11:18 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Hawthorne, CA ✈️

~1:00 AM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives Cabo, Mexico ✈️

Musk goes clubbing in Cabo 🇲🇽

9:48 AM (ET) -SpaceX Jet departs London ✈️ 🇬🇧
2:48 PM in London

5:21 PM (ET) -SpaceX Jet arrives Detroit MI ✈️

5:57 PM (ET) -SpaceX Jet departs Detroit MI ✈️

8:14 PM (ET) -SpaceX Jet arrives Temple, TX ✈️

8:34 PM (ET) -SpaceX Jet departs Temple, TX ✈️

11:07 PM (ET) -SpaceX Jet arrives Hawthorne, CA ✈️

~5:00 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Cabo, Mexico ✈️

Musk informs Tesla staff he must approve all hiring

10:37 PM – “Interesting”, Musk replies to white supremacist, Richard Hanania



2:39 AM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives Paris ✈️ 🇫🇷
8:39 AM in France

Musk meets with Macron in France, unshaven, after sleeping in “the car” 🇫🇷


1:21 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Paris ✈️ 🇫🇷
7:21 PM in France

10:47 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives Austin, TX ✈️

X agrees to censor tweets ahead of election in Turkey 🇹🇷

Musk communications subpoenaed in Jeffrey Epstein case
Elon Musk has been subpoenaed by the US Virgin Islands in a lawsuit accusing a Wall Street bank of enabling Jeffrey Epstein to sex traffic women.
It calls on the Tesla boss to hand over any documents showing communication between him, JP Morgan Chase bank and Epstein, who died in 2019.

9:33 AM (ET) – SpaceX Jet departs Hawthorne, CA ✈️

12:18 PM (ET) – SpaceX Jet arrives Brownsville, TX ✈️

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1:27 PM (ET) – SpaceX Jet arrives Austin, TX ✈️

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3:30 PM (ET) – SpaceX Jet arrives Brownsville, TX ✈️

4:35 PM (ET) – SpaceX Jet departs Brownsville, TX ✈️

7:27 PM (ET) – SpaceX Jet arrives Hawthorne, CA ✈️

12:26 AM – Musk & Sacks on George Soros
11:03 AM (ET) – SpaceX Jet departs Hawthorne, TX ✈️

1:47 PM (ET) – SpaceX Jet arrives Brownsville, TX ✈️

Adrian introduces himself to the Shillin Villain
1:08 – Someone asks Adrian about “racial undertones” of his “interesting” tweet on crime stats by racial demographics. Musk is not used to anyone acknowledging his racist tweets and starts rambling and stammering.
11:01 PM – Musk’s got himself on the “Black Crime” beat

1:44 PM – “This is a great place to recruit”
1:45 PM – Musk taking shots at Taylor Lorenz
8:12 AM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Austin, TX ✈️

11:59 AM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives San Jose, CA ✈️

Blue Origin (Bezos) gets its moon money
“We’re sorry, Mr. Bezos, please accept this $3.4 Billion for a second Human Landing System” – Congress and NASA, apparently
9:25 PM (ET) – Shillin Villain Space
The Truth About the Truth (LOTS of medical advice – https://twitter.com/i/spaces/1YqKDonPPgAxV
1:37 AM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs San Jose, CA ✈️

6:15 AM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives Warwick, RI ✈️

2:51 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Warwick, RI ✈️

6:17 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives Austin, TX ✈️

7:13 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Austin, TX ✈️

9:46 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives LAX ✈️

1:02 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs LAX ✈️

3:35 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives Austin, TX ✈️

9:42 AM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Austin, TX ✈️

12:40 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives San Jose, CA ✈️

Adrian joins “Leap” Crypto Space – ‘#bitcoin RUINED’
Adrian comes in at the halfway point, 2 hours and 24 minutes.
I like to believe that the people who come in hot with their annoyance towards Adrian aren’t people who don’t think he’s Elon Musk, but the people who are sure he is.
“I thought this was Crypto Twitter. I have no idea why we’re talking about Mars and light years…”

Adrian joins “Shillin Villian” Crypto Space – ‘Cryptos’
2 hours and 15 minutes – Adrian enters the space with a belch
Adrian hasn’t been participating in Spaces for that long, but a lot of people seem to already genuinely not like him.
Xintani has very specific beef involving how full of shit he is.
“You spoke like an expert on things you don’t understand.” <– and this is why so many people refuse to believe the man is exactly who he sounds like.

Adrian Dittmann’s NFT Profile Pic is Created

10:42 AM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs San Jose, CA ✈️

11:28 AM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives Hawthorne, CA ✈️

8:09 pm (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Hawthorne, CA ✈️

8:55 pm (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives San Jose, CA ✈️

Neuralink gets FDA Approval for Human Implant

6:58 PM (ET) – Mario Nawfal Space: Trump vs. DeSantis
2:00 AM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs San Jose, CA ✈️

4:38 AM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives Austin, TX ✈️

Only bluechecks on the FYP; Paying Bots OK

5:43 AM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Austin, TX ✈️

10:47 AM – Musk boosts AOC Parody Account, invites new wave of sexual harassment

The name on the account is deliberately long, so that the (parody) that comes at the end isn’t going to be visible on the app or most browsers, and someone would have to click to the profile in order to see the designation.
Musk (probably) knows he’s responding to a parody — but per his new blue-check rules, and moderation only applying to critics of him — it’s deliberately not obvious to a casual scroller.
Targeted harassment, from the owner of the platform, again.
The gaslighting by his favorite users is part of the PsyOp.




11:33 AM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives Anchorage, AK ✈️ (re-fueling)

12:28 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Anchorage, AK ✈️ (re-fueling)

6:41 PM – Another tunnel dug in Bastrop, TX

~ 10:00 PM (ET) – Musk’s jet arrives in Beijing ✈️ 🇨🇳
~11 AM (5/30) China Time



06:22 AM – AI and Psychedelic Spaces

Musk meets Vice Premier of China; received Hero’s Welcome 🇨🇳


Dogecoin lawsuit accuses Musk of insider trading

Musk discusses rare earth minerals and copper with Mongolia 🇲🇳

5:49 AM – “I am not elon, lol”

Adrian wants in on Elon Space

Musk promotes Tucker Carlson show, appeals to “others” to post

Musk shares Taylor Swift / Napoleon Dynamite meme
It’s an old joke, but anything to get her attention. I believe this is what the boys once called “negging”

Trying to lure Trump in to do a Space
Maybe Adrian Dittmann can interview John Barron instead.

Adrian memorializes his first tweet
The tweet has since been deleted.

It’s the petty thieves that bother Musk the most

Musk and Ashley St. Clair bond over how right the Unabomber was

1:17 AM: LA to NY on FSD…. “soon”

5:00 PM – “I am German after all!”

6:46 PM – Podcasters polite “hell no” to Musk

Adrian Dittmann & Jessica Kirsh
Adrian was interacting with this woman a lot in the summer of 2023.


…. Per her LinkedIn (May 2025), Jessica is a “citizen journalist” on the ground in Starbase, TX.

… and, as posted just a few hours ago (5/25/25), she’s pregnant.
Direct baby mama, or on-site surrogate?

1:33 PM: “Perhaps we need a modern day Sulla”
Sacks and Musk fantasizing about the Roman empire again.


Musk meets with Italian PM Giorgia Meloni in Rome 🇮🇹
“I welcomed with great pleasure today at Palazzo Chigi @elonmusk. A very fruitful meeting and a moment of great cordiality where we addressed some crucial issues: innovation, opportunities and risks of artificial intelligence, European market regulations, and birth rates. Onward toward the future challenges that unite us.”

World’s richest two men have lunch in Paris 🇫🇷

Musk keynote speaker at Viva Technology in France 🇫🇷
… He was just joking about the crystal meth, of course.

Elon Jet: Detroit, MI –> Austin, TX (3:19 PM ET)

Taxing the super-wealthy would “upset a lot of donors”

Ford CEO playful Cybertruck smack talk

Musk brands “cisgender” as a slur; everything else goes

Almost like he knows a guy
… anyone who has ever dealt with Twitter support in general (let alone post-Elon) knows that “extremely fast” is not their thing.


“Well, I am not elon, lol”

Elon’s mom disapproves of cage match with Zuckerberg


Australia eSafety Commissioner threatens Twitter fines 🇦🇺
Musk deliberately kills one of the most iconic brands of the digital age to replace it with a variable.

Elon Jet: Pisa, Italy to Milan, Italy 🇮🇹

Elon Jet: Pisa, Italy –> Austin, TX

Adrian tweets at Ashley St. Clair
Future Baby Mama

1:22 AM: Musk proposes Colosseum for Zuckerberg fight



































































