The story of Adrian Dittmann begins in 2021, when Elon Musk took over another man’s identity (likely with his blessing and cooperation), in order to complain about Jeff Bezos, push pro-Musk propaganda, and manipulate Tesla stock by encouraging rumors and wild speculation.

Stock market manipulation via community building.

I didn’t fully understand this part of the motive until I watched The Cult of the Dead Stock… and then the scheme makes perfect sense. It’s worth a watch.

Elon Musk is a walking SEC violation, and Dittmann is a big part of that.

Above all else, Elon Musk is a troll.

But he’s also an aspirational super villain. He’s a narcissist, in the truest and most obvious sense of the word. He often boasts on X of his refusal to ever go to therapy, posts that likely coincide with a loved one asking him to.

But it doesn’t take a weatherman to look around and see the weather, and Elon Musk is a mentally unwell man. Narcissistic Personality Disorder, at the very least. I wouldn’t rule out the likelihood that he’s an actual psychopath. He calls it “autism”. It’s not autism.

Adrian Dittmann also suffers from self-diagnosed autism. Like Elon, Adrian comes off far more psychotic than socially awkward. Some of the strongest evidence in favor of a hijacked persona is found in the moment of silence after Adrian’s gone unhinged on a Space (and he does that a lot.) Sometimes, someone will agree with only “some of what” he’s saying in order to appease him, or they’ll try and change the subject.

What no one ever says in response is “I don’t know, that sounds a little nuts, Adrian.” He has taken to referring to his online circle as “the boys”, and if any single person in that room didn’t think he was Elon — one of those boys would tell him. The whole room is thinking it, it’s palpable, but NO ONE ever says that what he just said wasn’t normal. And not abnormal like he’s some sort of hyper-real memetic creature who operates at a level that puny minds cannot begin to comprehend – I mean just not… normal.

There is no way that anyone would put up with him for a second if they didn’t think he was Elon Musk.

It seems that no one with either the needed authority or platform is all that interested in the actual Dittmann story. This is largely due to Musk (and his collaborators) doing a remarkably good job at flooding the zone with bogus Dittmann stories, and people are sort of sick of it every time it comes around again.

Because, even if you are capable of believing your own ears, on it’s surface the story appears to be that Elon Musk is a such a loser that he created a sock puppet account to tell him what a good father he is.

And that’s part of it – of course.

If in fact that was the whole story — then I’m a bigger madman than Musk, and even more devoted than his most rabid devotees.

Fate loves irony.

I may in fact be crazy — but I’m not crazy about this.

Musk’s House of Cards turned mini-empire could never have happened in any other country. American style capitalism is a hell of a beast.

I believe the fraud is too large and has been going on for so long that no one government agency or law enforcement entity could ever handle it. It’s too widespread, too continuous, and entangled in too many industries.

During Musk’s time in DC, he was of course not fixing, he was exploiting, the excruciatingly slow pace of government in order to level up his criminality to comic book villain levels. I honestly think nothings ever been done because the implications behind exposing the severity of his crimes may be too devastating for economic and national security. The true story behind the richest man in the world is a pretty devastating blow to the entire fabric of American propaganda. There’d be a lot of questions for a lot of people who helped get him where he is.

And since white collar crime is now legal under Trump, Musk is unlikely to ever see consequence, even now, post fall-out and Epstein Files call-out. The people Musk has swindled will likely never know justice, even if they are ever willing to acknowledge that they’ve been had.

Musk’s other-worldly success is an indictment of the whole system.

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If you were on Twitter at the time, or you followed Musk’s acquisitional missteps, you may recall how, early on, Musk participated in some Spaces as Elon Musk. More than once, he’s ended up looking stupid, and getting irrationally angry about it.

Musk is far too short-tempered and arrogant to allow anyone to explain anything to him, and he resents the hell out of anyone who might think that he doesn’t already know more than they do. About any topic – even stuff he doesn’t know anything about.

It cannot be over-stated how much Musk’s psychological damage impacts how he goes through life. He’s a narcissist, he’s on a lot of drugs, and his Dad was (is) an abusive asshole. His mother tried to compensate for his father’s abuse by convincing him he was a genius and could do no wrong. And now that he is wealthier than 150 countries, he will not tolerate anyone treating him with any less than the reverence of Maye Musk.

Musk had never run a social media platform before purchasing Twitter, and there would have been a LOT for him to learn about the company. But, the biggest problem with know-it-alls is that they always need to give the impression that they already know it all.

When his arrogance collides with his ignorance on a public stage, he invariably throws a fit that will drive headlines. I don’t know if Musk’s ego even allows him to feel embarrassment — but the mockery must sting a little.

About 6 months after Musk purchased Twitter, he began using the Adrian Dittmann account to test (and learn about) Twitter Spaces. (He probably should’ve tested harder because a month after Adrian’s vocal debut, Musk used Spaces to host the disastrous launch of Ron DeSantis’s Presidential campaign.)

Spaces, for what they could be, seem to have the potential to be informative and entertaining. Musk likely realized that for himself when he joined in the early days — he probably knew he could’ve learned a lot if he was capable of shutting the hell up, and not dominating the conversation.

When Adrian Dittmann started dropping in on Spaces, and hosting his own, back in April 2023, he introduced himself vaguely… not as an X employee exactly, but someone who just loved the platform, and he thought that Spaces were a great way to bring a variety of different experts together, creating informative and entertaining content for all sorts of niche interests. Everyone has different things they enjoy, and Adrian’s greatest love happens to be promoting Elon Musk’s business ventures.

The voice, his commitment to growing audiences for Spaces, and his drive to shape the content of “x dot com” were all just weird coincidences.

He enjoyed the traffic that the controversy created, stepping up attention to it just as Threads debuted in July 2023. On whether he was Elon Musk, Adrian would either play coy or he’d turn his denials into marketing opportunities. He’d say things like “people genuinely believe” that he was an Elon clone, a Neuralink experiment, or some sort of Musk-created AI. I can say honestly that I have read *a lot* of takes on who Adrian is, and I have not seen anyone make any of those claims. Everyone seems to think he’s either Musk himself, or he’s a dangerously obsessed Musk fanboy. I’ve heard some attribute the uncanny vocal similarities with a “voice modulator”, but I’m not buying that either… if that were possible, then go ahead and get one and show me how.

Obviously, Adrian’s separate identity would be the easiest thing in the world to confirm. A quick video of the 24-year-old German in Fiji speaking with a voice that sounds alarmingly like a 54-year-old South African/Canadian/American would do it.

I don’t know whether Musk has complete control of the Dittmann account, I am assuming he has at least some assistance. (Likely unpaid, how Musk best likes his laborers.) Someone more technically capable than him no doubt helped when he talked to himself in August 2023 and February 2024, and it appears to be one consistent person serving as his hands when he voices over the steak-cooking streams.

But one truth is self-evident — the man speaking in Spaces for hours and hours on end is Elon Musk.

Musk has been very successful at manipulating the media coverage on Adrian Dittmann. The whole saga is too stupid for most respectable outlets to look at twice, but every clickbait outlet on the web is ready to churn out an article every time the account is re-discovered. The clickbait rags aren’t going to look into it too deeply, they’ll just post quotes to highlight speculation and further the mystery. The additional coverage, flooding the zone, serves to further convolute. The truth of the Dittmann identity has also been conveniently undermined by some accounts and outlets falling for faked images (i.e., 4Chan posts).

A somewhat controversial and newly former X employee (@yacinemtb) has been on a mad tweeting spree since he was fired on June 19. He says that his beef is not with Elon — but, when I saw this tweet, I couldn’t help but wonder if he was quoting him directly.

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In the past 7 years, Musk has not quit calling people pedophiles or committing securities fraud, quite the opposite. Once he straight-out owned the platform, and with a court order still in place for his tweets to be first reviewed by Tesla’s legal counsel — he started tweeting dozens, sometimes hundreds of times a day. Every day, all day. He routinely sexually harassed, he called a lot more people pedophiles, he pumped both Tesla stock and meme coins, and he spent several days trying to incite a civil war in the UK. He spread more misinformation than truth, and he had his algorithm boost tweets telling people that misinformation isn’t real. “X”, as he and his paid minions will repeatedly tell you, is the “only place” to find the truth.

He suspended journalists, drove out NPR, and he got his lawyers from X to go to court on behalf of Alex Jones. The argument was that Jones didn’t own his X account, Musk did — so @RealAlexJones couldn’t be taken as part of Jones’s Sandy Hook settlement. And then, once the court determined that Jones would keep his account, Musk started serving Info Wars into the timeline like they were an actual news site… on X — the only place you can find the truth.

Move over legacy media, bring on the tin foil hats and the water that makes the frogs gay.

Court cases take years, which Musk counts on. The chaos of his constant tweet barrage makes it impossible to even know where to begin holding him to account.

Adrian Dittmann further muddies all of it. His Spaces tend to go for hours and hours, and for a while he was doing them literally every night. Musk has also given his alt an alt — at least the one that Dittmann admits to. (@TimelessMartian, joined August 2023)

Even if the day did have enough hours – who the fuck would want to spend the time required to sift through all of it? Listening to all of those hours of his Spaces? …. talk about brain rot.

I have not been alone in trying to get someone, anyone, to pay attention to the Dittmann story. Legislators, Regulators, Investigative Reporters –anyone. Post-Spectator story, I found a handful of others who also saw the red flags I did and none of us could believe he’d been getting away with it for so long. For a while, several of us relentlessly tried to get someone (anyone) to see that The Spectator had raised far more questions than it had answered. Pure gaslighting, from start to finish, written by a woman who (no offense, Jacqueline) likely had no idea she was being used.

Everything about the Dittmann family’s online presence is a red flag, especially the part where his existence is proven by pics with the President of Fiji. But it’s far too big of a story for any sane person to want to take on. It’s too tedious, ridiculous, and maddening.

So… I’m going to do it. I’m going to dissect the fuck out of every single thing that my waking hours will allow me to. I will sound the alarm on the existence of tangible reality until someone hears me and/or Elon Musk has me killed.

Herein lies the complete* findings of a chronically online, long-time Twitter addict who has followed this whole saga to the point of madness.

That being said, my particular brand of madness has always been set to “maximum truth seeking”, so I promise to just stick to the facts.

(* it’s a work in progress.)

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