Q1 2020
🎉 New Years Day
1:50 AM: “Looking forward to an epic 2020”
12:32 AM: “Carlos Gone” (re: Carlos Ghosn)
1:12 AM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Van Nuys, CA ✈️
1:33 AM: “No one suspected his disguise”
5:36 AM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives in Maui ✈️
12:36 AM HST
A Day without a Musk Tweet
Not a lot of these – Must have been enjoying himself in Hawaii
Vegas Loop under construction, to be ready by year’s end
9:12 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Maui ✈️
10:25 PM – “Ending of an era”: Fry’s Electronics
10:33 PM – Teslas touching hearts and bringing joy
10:35 PM – “Zip2”
2:33 AM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives in Hawthorne, CA ✈️
7:16 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Hawthorne, CA ✈️
7:30 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives at LAX ✈️
Third Row Tesla Podcast films 7 Part “Elon Musk’s Story”
Third Row Tesla Podcast: “Elon’s Story – Part 1”
Taped at Elon’s house in Los Angeles. “Gene Wilder’s old house”
** 44 minutes: Canada story. Worked on wheat farm for 6 weeks; Boiler room job for 4 days — skips over the part where he returned to South Africa.
Sofiaan Fraval – @Sofiaan (last tweet 5/4/2023 financing Cybertruck)
Omar Qazi – @wholemarsblog (insufferable Musk devotee and propagandist)
Vincent Yu – @vincent13031925 (Per Twitter bio: Tesla & SpaceX Investor | $MTPLF $BTC Hodler | Founder & CEO of @Tesmanian_com
Kristen Netten – @Kristennetten; Superfan member of Adrian Dittmann’s “Rebellionaire” group.
Galileo Russell – @hyperchangetv
Vivien Hantusch – formerly @flcnhvy, account frequently replied to by Musk. Since abandoned, all old posts deleted, new account: @battleangelviv. As of August 2025, appears to be working for “X” and moving from Amsterdam to the US.
Kimbal’s old blog, as mentioned in the Podcast: https://kwajrockets.blogspot.com/
Third Row Tesla Podcast: “Elon’s Story – Part 2”
7:35 PM – The Day of Only One Musk Tweet
12:23 PM – “OK”
Not sure what this one was in response to, but per the responses, it was customer service related
12:51 PM – “Fair piece by Stoll” of WSJ
1:08 PM – Feature to prevent “dooring”
4:52 AM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs LAX ✈️
6:11 PM – Nirvana baby turning 30
Musk’s girlfriend is two years older than Nirvana baby
6:15 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives in China ✈️ 🇨🇳
6:15 AM (1/7) China Time
6:51 PM – Nirvana baby recreated [‘Viv’ – @flcnhvy]
2:45 AM – “Viv” Posts Giga Shangai Event videos 🇨🇳
4:27 AM – Karel Jan Bossart
4:22 AM – Since deleted SW Airlines Lore
4:37 AM – “cgi irl”, re: Starlink launch
4:40 AM – At least 4 more launches to get Starlink operational
4:47 AM – “At Tesla Giga Shanghai NSFW!!” 🇨🇳
5:47 PM in China
5:00 AM – “Sprockets was amazing”
Sprockets: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2bLcilzeqc
8:25 AM – Dunning-Kruger Effect
8:45 AM – Glorious Dance Moves
8:53 AM – “Just tryin to grow my follower count on pornhub…”
9:06 AM – Starlink Terminals
3:14 PM – Falcon 9 @erdayastronaut
3:20 PM – Musk Dance Edit
11:15 AM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs China ✈️ 🇨🇳
12:05 PM: “❤️❤️ Tesla China Team ❤️❤️” 🇨🇳
4:36 PM: Grimes Tweet – The Gestation of “Lil X”
Musk’s then girlfriend, Grimes, announces she is pregnant with her first Musk baby via three emojis and a topless photo on Twitter
6:48 PM: David Bowie’s Birthday
9:40 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives at LAX ✈️
10:24 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs LAX ✈️
10:36 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives in Hawthorne, CA ✈️
4:21 AM – “Haha spectrum af 👶🏼”
5:09 AM – He puts the art in fart
Maye Musk discusses abusive marriage w/ Page Six
Mark Spiegel calls Musk a criminal; Stock detached from reality
1:53 AM – “Bitcoin is *not* my safe word
3:39 AM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs San Jose, CA ✈️
4:53 AM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives in Hawthorne, CA ✈️
12:09 PM (ET) – He who has enough followers gets the Customer Service
Jury finds in favor of Elon Musk in Defamation Lawsuit
The Times reports on Musk’s Tesla journey beginning as Investor
… Musk hates that.
9:07 PM – Musk’s Indentured Servitude plan to populate Mars
Jack Dorsey Video Conferences Musk in to advise how he’d improve Twitter
Musk: “I think it would be helpful to differentiate’ between bots and real users. Is this a real person or is this a botnet or a sort of troll army or something like that? How do you tell if the feedback is real or someone trying to manipulate the system, or probably real, or probably trying to manipulate the system?””
Fate loves irony.
8:07 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Hawthorne, CA ✈️
8:22 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives Van Nuys, CA ✈️
7:06 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Van Nuys, CA ✈️
9:16 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives in Van Nuys, CA ✈️
9:46 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Van Nuys, CA ✈️
SpaceX clears last hurdle to first crewed flight for NASA
Business Insider writes about Musk’s Dancing
In very many ways, the Media is as responsible for creating the monster as his Mom and his faulty wiring. *Everybody* wrote about Musk’s dancing.
In a video posted to Twitter on Sunday by Reuters space reporter Joey Roulette, Musk responded to a question from USA Today space reporter Rachael Joy about whether he would dance to celebrate Sunday’s successful safety test of Crew Dragon.
Amid wild cheers for a performance, Musk said he felt like he’s “not that good of a dancer” which was countered by calls of “You are!” from reporters.
“I’m not your dancing puppet,” Musk joked, adding he felt he needed to “work on” his “skills.”
But Musk said he will treat people to a recital when Crew Dragon launches for the first time.
“I tell you what, after Crew launch, 100%,” he said.
Cross-Promotion: Model X will be the “official ride of astronauts”
Who needs official advertising when he gets these things to show up as “News”
2:07 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Hawthorne, CA ✈️
4:33 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives in Brownsville, TX ✈️
4:20 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Brownsville, TX ✈️
7:14 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives Space Coast, FL ✈️
7:47 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Space Coast, FL ✈️
10:00 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives in Brownsville, TX ✈️
10:36 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Brownsville, TX ✈️
1:33 AM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives in Hawthorne, CA ✈️
2:50 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Hawthorne, CA ✈️
5:12 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives in Brownsville, TX ✈️
5:55 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Brownsville, TX ✈️
Kimbal Musk on their status as illegal immigrants
Tesla wins right to sell cars in Michigan
Tesla’s Market Capitalization surpasses $100 Billion
Trump is asked about Musk – “he’s one of our very smart people”
KERNEN: Tesla’s now worth more than GM and Ford. Do you have comments on Elon Musk?
TRUMP: Well – you have to give him credit. I spoke to him very recently, and he’s also doing the rockets. He likes rockets. And – he does good at rockets too, by the way. I never saw where the engines come down with no wings, no anything, and they’re landing. I said I’ve never seen that before. And I was worried about him, because he’s one of our great geniuses, and we have to protect our genius. You know, we have to protect Thomas Edison and we have to protect all of these people that – came up with originally the light bulb and – the wheel and all of these things. And he’s one of our very smart people and we want to – we want to cherish those people.
https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/23/politics/donald-trump-elon-musk-einstein
11:42 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Brownsville, TX ✈️
2:33 AM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives in Hawthorne, CA ✈️
2:10 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Hawthorne, CA ✈️
4:39 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives in Brownsville, TX ✈️
11:54 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Brownsville, TX ✈️
2:45 AM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives in Hawthorne, CA ✈️
Elon Musk and Jay Leno Spotted Driving Cybertruck in LA
“Late Friday afternoon” 1/24/2020
3:51 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Hawthorne, CA ✈️
8:24 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives Space Coast, FL ✈️
8:26 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Space Coast, FL ✈️
10:38 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives Brownsville, TX ✈️
12:04 AM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Brownsville, TX ✈️
2:54 AM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives in Van Nuys, CA ✈️
4:55 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Van Nuys, CA ✈️
5:26 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives in Los Angeles (LAX) ✈️
9:37 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Los Angeles (LAX) ✈️
12:01 AM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives Brownsville, TX ✈️
1:59 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Brownsville, TX ✈️
4:49 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives in Hawthorne, CA ✈️
5:56 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Hawthorne, CA ✈️
8:19 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives in Brownsville, TX ✈️
12:14 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Brownsville, TX ✈️
3:08 AM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives Van Nuys, CA ✈️
3:27 AM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Van Nuys, CA ✈️
4:11 AM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs San Jose, CA ✈️
3:43 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs San Jose, CA ✈️
4:35 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives Hawthorne, CA ✈️
Tesla’s Q4 2019 Report Better than Expected
$105M Profit; 7.38B in Sales; 112,000 global deliveries
2:42 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Hawthorne, CA ✈️
5:10 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives Brownsville, TX ✈️
7:12 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Brownsville, TX ✈️
10:31 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives San Jose, CA ✈️
2:30 AM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs San Jose, CA ✈️
3:55 AM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives Hawthorne, CA ✈️
Musk releases Track #2, “Don’t Doubt Your Vibe”
… if ever there was a man who should doubt his vibe – Don’t Doubt Your Vibe
He got his name in headlines at any rate – from Billboard, to the NY Post, to Fox Business and High Times
Not everyone’s a fan: https://riffmagazine.com/opinion/elon-musk-dont-doubt-ur-vibe/
Musk suggests 400-Mile Range possible for Model S
Tesla Directors settle SolarCity shareholder lawsuit for $60M
10:13 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Hawthorne, CA ✈️
7:00 AM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives Brownsville, TX ✈️
5:42 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Brownsville, TX ✈️
8:28 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives Hawthorne, CA ✈️
9:27 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives Hawthorne, CA ✈️
11:58 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives Brownsville, TX ✈️
Katie Perry offers Grimes support on pregnancy post
9:17 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives Brownsville, TX ✈️
11:04 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives Miami, FL ✈️
11:53 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Miami, FL ✈️
2:20 AM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives Brownsville, TX ✈️
2:55 AM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Brownsville, TX ✈️
5:44 AM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives Hathorne, CA ✈️
5:14 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Hathorne, CA ✈️
7:44 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives Brownville, TX ✈️
11:57 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Brownville, TX ✈️
2:43 AM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives Hawthorne, CA✈️
1:24 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Hawthorne, CA✈️
3:55 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives Brownsville, TX✈️
11:08 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Brownsville, TX✈️
11:46 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives Austin, TX✈️
4:40 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet departs Austin, TX✈️
6:29 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jet arrives Brownsville, TX✈️
8:46 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jets departs Brownsville, TX✈️
11:27 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jets arrives Hawthorne, CA✈️
12:47 AM (ET) – Elon’s Jets departs Hawthorne, CA✈️
3:14 AM (ET) – Elon’s Jets arrives Brownsville, CA✈️
4:29 AM (ET) – Elon’s Jets departs Brownsville, TX✈️
7:12 AM (ET) – Elon’s Jets arrives Hawthorne, CA✈️
9:05 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jets departs Hawthorne, CA✈️
11:31 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jets arrives Brownsville, TX✈️
1:42 AM (ET) – Elon’s Jets departs Brownsville, TX✈️
5:00 AM (ET) – Elon’s Jets arrives San Jose, CA✈️
5:19 AM (ET) – Elon’s Jets departs San Jose, CA✈️
6:11 AM (ET) – Elon’s Jets arrives Hawthorne, CA✈️
11:36 AM (ET) – Elon’s Jets departs Hawthorne, CA✈️
2:04 AM (ET) – Elon’s Jets arrives Brownsville, TX✈️
2:49 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jets departs Brownsville, TX✈️
5:37 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jets arrives Hawthorne, CA✈️
7:16 PM (ET) – Elon’s Jets departs Hawthorne, CA✈️
Grimes seemingly unaware who she’s having a child with
Paparazzi pics of Grimes and her baby bump in LA
“Are Tesla and Elon Musk the key to understanding the coup in Bolivia?” – Code Pink
Musk attends Air Warfare Symposium in Orlando, FL
Musk predicts Chinese economy will surpass US by 2 or 3 times 🇨🇳
Russia complains Musk’s satellites are too bright, ruining photos 🇷🇺
Grimes confirms pregnancy to Rolling Stone
https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-features/grimes-rolling-stone-digital-cover-960843/
3:42 PM – “The coronavirus panic is dumb”
SpaceX raises over $500 million, double what they had planned
3:42 PM – Elon Musk is Acting Like a Neo-Conquistador for South America’s Lithium
11:32 AM – Musk tweets “Occupy Mars” w/ pic of Moon during eclipse
11:39 AM – Mega rave cave under Giga Berlin Poll
6:05 PM – Acknowledgement of Moon/Mars Mixup
He’s not getting us to either one, so what does it matter?
Profile in German “Tesla Mag” on Vivian Hantusch, student & Musk stan 🇩🇪
4:31 PM – Musk tweets about chloroquine for “C19”
4:39 PM – Musk’s malaria treatment (Chloroquine)
4:49 PM – Chloroquine “Maybe helpful”
5:08 PM – “Was also given a lot of doxycycline”
11:27 PM – What Musk’s hearing from “a lot of smart people”
11:34 PM – ‘Rona panic > ‘rona itself
12:50 AM – “Hydroxychloroquine probably better”
Curing Covid-19 real-time, working it out on Twitter
7:49 PM – ALAMEDA COUNTY SHERIFF’S OFFICE: Tesla is not an “essential business”
Tesla to continue “essential” operations – per HR: production, service, deliveries, testing and supporting groups
https://www.teslarati.com/tesla-fremont-factory-shutdown-coronavirus-email/
Hi Team!
We still do not have a final word from the City, County, State and, Federal Government on the status of our operations. We have had conflicting guidance from different levels of government. Until then, we are operating with Essential Employees only while all others are working from home, and working to incorporate all CDC guidelines into our operations. There are no changes in your normal assignment and you should continue to report to work if you are in an essential function: production, service, deliveries, testing and supporting groups as discussed with your manager. If you are not assigned to support an essential function, your manager might suggest a temporary relocation to support essential functions, or you may need to be on call. If you are not feeling well, please stay at home and use PTO. If your PTO balance is low, you can borrow up to 80 hours (2 weeks), after you exhaust your PTO balance. Please inform your manager and follow the normal procedures for sick time. If you cannot or are reluctant to come to work, you can also use your PTO. Please inform your manager. You can also take unpaid time off, after your exhaust your PTO. You will not be penalized for your decision. There will be no disciplinary action for attendance based on health or impossibility to come to work. We will communicate with everyone again tonight and we appreciate all you are doing to keep safe social distance.
Thank you!
Valerie
11:52 PM – Musk offers to make ventilators “if there is a shortage”
9:18 AM – Mayor Bill De Blasio calls Musk’s bluff
(Musk was never going to make ventilators)
12:16 AM – Where is this ventilator shortage you speak of?
1:21 PM – Musk responds to De Blasio
Notable about Musk is how little regard he has for wasting people’s time.
5:38 PM – Muskian prediction on Covid
5:55 PM – “Kids are essentially immune”
WSJ: “Elon Musk’s Defiance in the Time of Coronavirus”
Elon Musk’s Defiance in the Time of Coronavirus
Elon Musk’s “Crooked Dick” Makes Headlines in Johnny Depp’s UK Libel Case
The barrister read out another text, sent by Mr. Depp to his friend Christian Carino on August 15, 2016, the day after Mr. Depp and Ms. Heard “executed an agreement resolving issues around the dissolution of their marriage”.
The text read: “She is begging for global humiliation. She is going to get it. I’m going to need your texts from San Francisco brother… I’m sorry to even ask… but she sucked Mollusk’s crooked d*ck and he gave her some sh*tty lawyers.”
Mr. Wolanski told the court that “Mollusk” was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.
The message continued: “I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market…
“I’m so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.
“And I cannot wait to have this waste of a c*m-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.
“I met a f**king sublime little Russian here… which made me realize that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper… I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.
“I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing.”
Billion Dollar Musk Pay-Day thanks to “Accounting Magic”
Hucksters pushing corona “cure” with help of Fox News and Elon Musk
6:13 PM – Covid Stats in Italy 🇮🇹
The Dittmann Files 