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Elon & Adrian: It's a PsyOp

1999 – 2017

Musk’s Million Dollar Car

Straight out of the multi-million dollar gate, Musk proved himself to be a bit of a douchebag.

Salon Article – Fast track: Elon Musk is poised to become Silicon Valley’s Next Big Thing. What put him in the driver’s seat?

If Elon Musk had bothered to surround himself with the public relations handlers who monitor the average Silicon Valley gazillionaire, he would never, ever have been caught on camera climbing into his new MacLaren F1. The MacLaren F1, with its gull-wing doors, rear engine and center-mounted driver’s seat, is essentially a road-ready version of a Formula 1 racer. 

Interestingly, this 1999 Salon article is an early example of a couple of lies that helped shape the Myth of Musk. The first one (that he went without his parents’ support) is entirely fabricated, as his own mother recounts tales of “rent-controlled’ Canadian apartments and her own sacrifices to anyone who will listen. The second one, about why the Musk family left South Africa, is a lie the media has regularly repeated because they want it to be true. (It sounds “reasonable enough”.)

Having grown up in South Africa, the son of a South African engineer and a Canadian model, Musk left home at 17 to go to Kingston, Ontario, and enroll at Queen’s University. He went without his parents’ support, motivated in no small part by the distasteful prospect of compulsory service in the South African military. (“Who wants to serve in a fascist army?” Musk asks, reasonably enough.)

It’s unclear exactly when Musk purchased the $850,000 McLaren F1, but he had a CNN crew on hand when he took receipt:

Musk launches financial startup X.com

Wikipedia – X.com (bank)


X.com merges with Confinity, Musk (as largest shareholder) is appointed CEO

In the beginning, they keep the x.com name.

Wikipedia – X.com (defunct bank)

Toralf Dittmann; Framesoft Ltd incorporated in Britain

Parent Company: Framesoft AG Software Applications (Switzerland)

  • Framesoft AG; Langen Germany
  • Framesoft Markeplaces AG; Zug, Switzerland
  • Framesoft, LLC; New York, NY
Musk ousted as CEO while on his honeymoon in Australia, replaced by Peter Thiel

Wikipedia – X.com (defunct bank)


X.com domain changed to PayPal.com

Wikipedia – X.com (bank)


PayPal goes Public

E-Commerce Times – PayPal IPO Off to a Spectacular Start

‘Fuck it, we’ll do it live’ – SpaceX founded

SpaceX was founded by Elon Musk in 2002 with a vision of decreasing the costs of space launches, paving the way to a sustainable colony on Mars. In 2008, Falcon 1 successfully launched into orbit after three failed launch attempts. The company then pivoted towards the development of the larger Falcon 9 rocket and the Dragon 1 capsule to satisfy NASA’s COTS contracts for deliveries to the International Space Station.

Wikipedia – SpaceX
Ebay acquires PayPal for $1.5 Billion (Musk’s share $180 Million)

Wikipedia – Timeline of PayPal


Tesla Motors founded by 2 guys who aren’t Musk

Wikipedia – Tesla


$7.5M Tesla Series A Funding – $6.5M from Musk

Musk became Chairman of the Board and Tesla’s largest shareholder. (Wikipedia – Tesla)


$13M Tesla Series B Funding – led by Musk
CRS – Issue Brief for Congress

One company, SpaceX, headed by Elon Musk (creator of PayPal), asserts that it will dramatically reduce the cost of reaching orbit with its partially reusable Falcon launch vehicle. The first Falcon launch, of a small DOD communications satellite, is scheduled for 2004.

CRS Issue Brief for Congress

Musk’s cousins launch SolarCity w/ funding from Musk

Lyndon and Pete Rive are the sons of Maye Musk’s twin sister. It’s rather incredible how many white South Africans were able to tap into US government subsidies post-apartheid.

Founded on America’s birthday.



Justine Wilson announces divorce from Musk

via LiveJournal (Archive)

Fourth times the charm, Falcon 1 reaches orbit

Falcon 1 became the first “privately funded and developed” liquid-propellant rocket to reach orbit. (Wiki – Falcon 1)

SpaceX is saved by timely $1.6 Billion Government Contract

CONTRACT RELEASE: C08-069; NASA Awards Space Station Commercial Resupply Services Contracts

WASHINGTON — NASA has awarded two contracts — one to Orbital Sciences Corp. of Dulles, Va., and one to Space Exploration Technologies (SpaceX) of Hawthorne, Calif. — for commercial cargo resupply services to the International Space Station. At the time of award, NASA has ordered eight flights valued at about $1.9 billion from Orbital and 12 flights valued at about $1.6 billion from SpaceX.

These fixed-price indefinite delivery, indefinite quantity contracts will begin Jan. 1, 2009, and are effective through Dec. 31, 2016. The contracts each call for the delivery of a minimum of 20 metric tons of upmass cargo to the space station. The contracts also call for delivery of non-standard services in support of the cargo resupply, including analysis and special tasks as the government determines are necessary.

NASA has set production milestones and reviews on the contracts to monitor progress toward providing services. The maximum potential value of each contract is about $3.1 billion. Based on known requirements, the value of both contracts combined is projected at $3.5 billion.

These agreements will fulfill NASA’s need to procure cargo delivery services to the space station using a U.S. commercial carrier after the retirement of the space shuttle.

Archive – NASA Press Release

... In the meantime, at SpaceX, Musk and top executives had spent most of December in a state of fear, but on Dec. 23, 2008, SpaceX received a wonderful shock. The company won a $1.6 billion contract for 12 NASA resupply flights to the space station. Then the Tesla deal ended up closing successfully, on Christmas Eve, hours before Tesla would have gone bankrupt. Musk had just a few hundred thousand dollars left and could not have made payroll the next day.

Elon Musk’s Space Dream Almost Killed Tesla (Ashlee Vance; 5/15/2015)

PlanetSpace files formal protest with GAO
Tesla founder sues Tesla CEO

Wired: Tesla Founder sues Tesla CEO

Tesla receives $465M government loan

Tesla was approved to receive $465 million in interest-bearing loans from the United States Department of Energy. The funding, part of the $8 billion Advanced Technology Vehicles Manufacturing Loan Program, supported the engineering and production of the Model S sedan, as well as the development of commercial powertrain technology. Tesla repaid the loan in May 2013, with $12 million in interest.

Wikipedia
Fifth launch successful; Falcon 1 retired

Wikipedia – Fifth Flight

Lawsuit resolution allows Musk to call himself a “founder” of Tesla

Tesla Motor Founders: Now there are five


Tesla announces purchase of factory in Fremont, CA

Wikipedia – NUMMI

Successful first launch of Falcon 9

On June 4, 2010, the first Falcon 9 launch successfully placed a test payload into the intended orbit. (Wiki – Falcon 9

Tesla goes Public

Wikipedia

Grand opening on Fremont factory to begin production on Model S

Tesla’s Got the Factory, Now It Needs to Fill It

Successful COTS Demo – Dragon Space Capsule

SpaceX awarded $75 Million in NASA Funds

Musk cries on 60 Minutes

… in response to Musk’s ”heroes’, Apollo astronauts Neil Armstrong and Eugene Cernan, testifying in front of Congress regarding Musk’s commercial space endeavors — “now is time to overrule this administration’s pledge to mediocrity,” said Cernan.


First commercial delivery of cargo to ISS / Valuation doubles

After the flight, SpaceX’s private equity valuation nearly doubled to $2.4 billion

Tesla launches second car – Model S Luxury Sedan

Wikipedia


Model X: Delayed until 2014

Company focus to be on the Model S

Engadget.com (Archived)

Tesla Joins NASDAQ-100


Musk advises long-term Pickup Truck plan

To compete with Ford F150, “4-5 years” out

Model X: Delayed again until 2015

Based on everything I read on Tesla’s very early days, and what Musk has insisted the whole world learn about him, is there any doubt about the reason for the delays.

During an interview with Bloomberg prior to Tesla’s earnings call yesterday, CEO Elon Musk discussed a few interesting tidbits. The most significant revelation is that the Model X SUV, which was first detailed in 2012 and originally set to begin production late last year, is now delayed until 2015. Musk cited several reasons for the delay, such as a need to focus on Model S distribution efforts, including expanding sales to China, along with his own personal dissatisfaction with current prototypes. Tesla also needs to boost battery production before it can roll out SUVs at a speedy enough pace to meet demand, which Musk expects will exceed Model S adoption.

It is this part: “it’s damn hard to make an SUV… that is beautiful and yet incredibly functional at the same time” that seems to make it certain he was insisting on the douchebag doors.

Engadget.com (Archived)

A product teaser and a dick joke
The “Model D”; first AutoPilot offered (HW1)

He makes a joke about his pants having Velcro inseams, but says the D stands for Dual Motor., not Distraction

“This car is nuts,” he said during the reveal. “It’s like taking off from a carrier deck. It’s just bananas. It’s like having your own personal roller coaster.”

Business Insider
Morgan Stanley analyst Adam Jonas calls Tesla “the world’s most important car company.”

Business Insider (Archived)

Model X: Delayed again until Q3 2015

Tesla delays Model X Again


Tesla enters energy storage market w/ battery packs

Powerwall (Home) and Powerpack (Business) unveiled

Musk cries in Interview for Danish TV

“Creating a company is almost like having a child. So how do you say your child shouldn’t have food?” – Elon Musk

It’s somewhat surprising how often he cries in interviews.

Full Interview – YouTube

This LinkedIn Post says everything about how the Myth of Musk has been sustained. Perspective is indeed everything.

Musk appears on Stephen Colbert
Tesla delivers first Model X SUVs

CNN Article

Musk announces new non-profit with Peter Thiel, OpenAI

Elon Musk And Peter Thiel Launch OpenAI


Tesla unveils Model 3

Bloomberg

Tesla says 325,000 Model 3 Reservations

Bloomberg

Met Gala: Elon Musk meets Amber Heard

… He’d been trying to meet her for a few years. People – Relationship Timeline

Code Conference – Bold Claims

Musk’s initial Neuralink pitch was far more science fiction than the brain implants that had already been done: “Neural Lace”

Humanity needs cyborgs

Musk’s one and only tweet referencing a “neural lace” by that term.

Neuralink Founded

“Neuralink, founded on June 21, 2016, is a pioneering company in the field of brain-machine interfaces. Located in Fremont, California, the company aims to develop high-bandwidth interfaces that monitor and stimulate brain activity.

The founders of Neuralink include Dongjin Seo, Elon Musk, Lisa Li, and Max Hodak. Their mission is to create devices that assist people with paralysis and to invent new technologies that expand human capabilities.

With a team of 251-500 employees, Neuralink is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of neuroscience and technology to improve lives and foster innovation.”

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Master Plan – Part Deux: Solar Roofs, Semis & Pickups, Self-Driving & Car Sharing

Blog by Elon Musk (Archived)

10 years after Part 1, Musk’s follow-up again cites SolarCity, and Tesla’s need to acquire it. SolarCity began in 2006 and was co-founded by Lyndon Rive and Peter Rive, Musk’s cousins.

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Tesla confirms $2.6 Billion, all-stock acquisition of SolarCity

Wikipedia

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SolarCity Acquisition approved with 85% of shareholders

Tesla Blog (Archived)

Trump Meets with ‘Tech Elite’ in NYC

Among others, the gathering included:

  • Mike Pence
  • Peter Thiel
  • Jeff Bezos
  • Elon Musk
  • Tim Cook of Apple
  • Sheryl Sandberg of Facebook
  • Larry Page of Google
  • Eric Schmidt of Google
  • Satya Nadella of Microsoft
  • Don Trump, Jr
  • Eric Trump
  • Ivanka Trump
Some “puffery” about V3 Superchargers

(for context: V3 was introduced in 2019, “peak rates of up to 250 kW”)


Musk tweets article about Steve Bannon & Biosphere 2

One of the more prominent white nationalists tied to Trump 1.0, back before Trump (and the GOP) would so openly embrace white nationalism. Musk seemed to like his climate change experience too.

Wired Article – 12/7/16

Musk endorses Rex Tillerson for Secretary of State

My tweets speak for themselves. Please read them exactly as they are written. Tillerson obviously did a competent job running Exxon, one of the largest companies in the world. In that role, he was obligated to advance the cause of Exxon and did. In the Sec of State role, he is obligated to advance the cause of the US and I suspect he probably will. Also, he has publicly acknowledged for years that a carbon tax could make sense. There is no better person to push for that to become a reality than Tillerson. This is what matters far more than pipelines or opening oil reserves. The unpriced externality must be priced.

Gizmodo Interview
NBC News fails to see what Musk & Trump have in common

… total opposites.

Just a smol bean

The tweet he’s replying to is gone, but context seems to be about displeasure over his involvement with Trump.

Musk meekly challenges “Muslim Ban”
Musk crowd sources immigration suggestions to present to Trump 1.0

It’s sort of cute how when his net worth was only $20 Billion, he had to say things like “seek consensus”. Less than eight years later, he had the funds to buy Trump outright.

Humans can only beat SkyNet by becoming machines

… it’s always an existential crisis if this guy doesn’t get hundreds of millions of dollars.

Tesla Motors officially renamed Tesla

NBC News

Musk defends joining Presidential advisory council
Musk warns humans must merge with machines

Billionaire Elon Musk is known for his futuristic ideas and his latest suggestion might just save us from being irrelevant as artificial intelligence (AI) grows more prominent.

The Tesla and SpaceX CEO said on Monday that humans need to merge with machines to become a sort of cyborg.

“Over time I think we will probably see a closer merger of biological intelligence and digital intelligence,” Musk told an audience at the World Government Summit in Dubai, where he also launched Tesla in the United Arab Emirates (UAE).

“It’s mostly about the bandwidth, the speed of the connection between your brain and the digital version of yourself, particularly output.”

First private space launch from NASA facility – Falcon 9

SpaceX 10th resupply mission to the International Space Station.

Sunday’s launch was the culmination of two prior launches that ended in disaster. Last September, an explosion on the launchpad destroyed both a rocket and its satellite, while a separate attempt in June 2015 blew up shortly after liftoff.

“Elon Musk is Running Out of Money”
“Existential Risk” posed by Musk not raising funds for Neuralink

… it’s always an existential crisis if this guy doesn’t get hundreds of millions of dollars.

Musk and Amber Heard go Instagram official
TED Talk: “The future we’re building — and boring”
Musk and Amber Heard out together in Australia
Musk’s sources of pure joy are mostly illegal
Company Origin story, ‘Who Killed the Electric Car?”
Casual Musk Lie “All Superchargers are being converted to battery/solar power”
NHTSA gives Model X 5-star safety rating

Musk seems to be over-stating it — as he does — and the higher rating is due entirely to SUVs having a typically higher center of gravity and tendency to rollover.

Looking at the Model X… it seems like they left the V and stretched on the S and the U.

Musk in talks with Indian government to change the rules for him
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To the Moon: Trump Signs Directive to send Humans back

The Directive “provides for a U.S.-led, integrated program with private sector partners for a human return to the Moon, followed by missions to Mars and beyond.”
NASA Press Release (Archived)

As the next major step to return astronauts to the Moon under Space Policy Directive-1, NASA announced plans on Dec. 13 to work with American companies to design and develop new reusable systems for astronauts to land on the lunar surface. The agency is planning to test new human-class landers on the Moon beginning in 2024, with the goal of sending crew to the surface in 2028.

Through multi-phased lunar exploration partnerships, NASA is asking American companies to study the best approach to landing astronauts on the Moon and start the development as quickly as possible with current and future anticipated technologies.

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